7:45 pm - Artemis Eve
Sometimes, Professor Snape feels like he could strangle Professor Lockhart, who has been spending more and more time in front of the mirror, checking his golden hair and picking imaginary spinach from his perfect teeth. When Professor Lockhart was not busy admiring his reflection, he was signing loads and loads of autographs, leaving Professor Snape alone to worry about the duels. No wonder Professor Snape's own hair is so greasy. He has no time to wash it.
Think you've got the moves like Lockhart? Hoho, you can do a better job than the Dueling Master himself, you say? We want you! Apply to become a dueling judge and give Professor Snape a chance to wash his hair. Interested? Head to the
Entrance Hall for details.