12:31 pm - Faye Fenikkusu

This issue of the Quibbler, we discuss the thieving Hex intruders who are climbing in our windows and snatching our features up! We also feature a visit to the psychiatrist, an exposé on tortoises taking over the world, and all the srs bsns you can expect from Hex's #1 source for trufax news.
Also, remember to check out our thread in the EH so that you can listen to the Hex Intruder song in its full, performed by one of our very own reporters.
So you can run and tell that, homeboy!