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We all know she was tied for first place if you rank the Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers in order from worst to best, but Dolores Jane Umbridge had to be a powerful witch to hold her many titles. Known by many inside and out of the Ministry, she was referred to as Senior Undersecretary to the Minister, Professor, High Inquisitor, Headmistress, Head of the Muggle-Born Registration Commission and only came to the knowledge of Harry Potter and his friends during their fifth year at Hogwarts. While at Hogwarts, her office was decorated with a number of cats, she tortured students and made up some ridiculous educational decrees all while dressed fully in pink with a nice black bow that adorned her head. Her time as Headmistress was cut short as she was locked out of the Headmaster's office, and it wasn't long until Albus Dumbledore had been reinstated as Headmaster of Hogwarts School. Although we all see her as a Dark witch, she never completely was and would only be loyal so long as she got power. She could produce a Patronus in the form of a Persian cat, a feat that could never be done if she was a Dark Witch.

Educational Decrees made up by Umbridge:

No. 23: "Dolores Jane Umbridge has been appointed to the post of Hogwarts High Inquisitor."

No. 24: "All Student Organisations, Societies, Teams, Groups, and Clubs are henceforth disbanded. An Organisation, Society, Team, Group, or Club is hereby defined as a regular meeting of three or more students. Permission to re-form may be sought from the High Inquisitor (Professor Umbridge). No Student Organisation, Society, Team, Group, or Club may exist without the knowledge and approval of the High Inquisitor. Any student found to have formed, or to belong to, an Organisation, Society, Team, Group, or Club that has not been approved by the High Inquisitor will be expelled."

No. 25: "The High Inquisitor will henceforth have supreme authority over all punishments, sanctions and removal of privileges pertaining to the students of Hogwarts, and the power to alter such punishments, sanctions and removals of privileges as may have been placed by other staff members."

No. 26: "Teachers are hereby banned from giving students any information that is not strictly related to the subjects they are paid to teach"

No. 27: "Any student found in possession of the magazine The Quibbler will be expelled."

No. 28: "Dolores Jane Umbridge (High Inquisitor) has replaced Albus Dumbledore as the Head of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

No. 29: Not passed but would "allow Argus Filch to physically punish the students"



- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?
- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?
- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?
- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?
 

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- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?



Torturing innocent little puppies


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- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?



It would probably be Wolves but maybe turtles. I care enough about cats to know the different types of breeds unless panthers count

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- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?



Educational degree No. 26. That way I could just ignore the teachers and say it was because they weren't talking about their subject. Umbridge would believe me over the other teachers

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- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?



I would probably remain neutral, not caring enough either way. Joining either have their pros and their cons.
 

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Ugh. Umbridge.
Her happy memory was probably her promotion to Undersecretary. Or seeing herself as Minister. Too ambitious for her own good

If I had an office, I'd decorate it with giraffes ;D Nature's cutest animal But Umbridge should have made all of the kitties Scottish Folds! They're so cute with their tiny ears :3

Honestly, all of the Educational Decrees suck. I wouldn't follow any of them. I love getting teachers off topic. One, it means less work and two, I actually like to know something about my teachers other than the fact that they teach. Two of my favorite teachers in high school were the ones who I could actually talk to outside of class about nonclass stuff and not be an awkward turtle about it. And physically punishing students? Not cool.

100% against Umbridge.
Down with the establishment ;D
 

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- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?


Getting her first cat.
And then becoming High Inquisitor.
Although I think that she probably has delusions of becoming the Ruler of both worlds. Seeing how obnoxiously confident she is..
Cornelious wouldn't say a thing...

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- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?



DOGS!The big, Siberian Husky, Japanese Akita kind..

I'd like tigers and tiger cubs on my wall..
They're so cuuuute!!
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- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?


The Quibbler one..
Just because.

But then Luna might be kicked out!!!
nuuuuu....

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- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?


Down with Umbridge.
Plus, DA had a fancy hideout.

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- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?
Uhhh not really sure lol

- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?
That would be foxes :3

- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?
No. 28: "Dolores Jane Umbridge (High Inquisitor) has replaced Albus Dumbledore as the Head of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?
Down with the DA!
Sorry but I like Umbridge and dislike most of the good people in the movies
 

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there's a bunch of Dark Wizards that you can't hate, then there's Umbridge
 

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total evil
 

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I love Umbridge >.>
 

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No. 26: "Teachers are hereby banned from giving students any information that is not strictly related to the subjects they are paid to teach"



I would just like to say that in America the educational system for public schools has been pretty much forced to obey this rule. Because of "No Child Left Behind", standardized testing, and the common core programs for education, many teachers in public schools are forced to teach to the test. This means that the teachers are essentially not allowed to teach true concepts or give a lot of valuable information that they should be able to give, because they are told to teach students not so that they are able to truly learn and grasp concepts, but rather so that they can pass the standardized tests. Funding for schools and the job security of teachers is dependent on students being able to pass these tests. The system is extremely flawed in this way; as I said, the students are not being taught so that they can actually learn anything important and retain useful knowledge, and understand the concepts behind the lessons, they are taught so that they can pass the tests. It has also been admitted by the federal government that when they say that the goal is to prepare students for college, they mean two-year community colleges without specialized degrees, rather than four-year colleges with specialized degrees in a particular field. You can probably guess from my rant that yes, I am completely against this policy.
 

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- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?



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No. 27: "Any student found in possession of the magazine The Quibbler will be expelled."



Given the interview "spread lies" about the return of Voldemort, Umbridge posted the Decree all over the school's halls and classrooms, instead of the usual proclamation on the common rooms' announcement boards. Curiosity arose on the students after reading the prohibitions and, in a small amount of time, all the school seemed to have read the interview. Umbridge patrolled the school checking the students' bags in search for copies of the magazine but was unsuccessful as copies were jinxed to appear ordinary textbooks or white pieces of parchment. The teachers, forbidden of talking about it under the terms of Educational Decree Number Twenty-Six, managed to reward Harry for his courage by offering large amounts of points for doing simple tasks, giving him boxes of Squeaking Sugar Mice and predicting his eventual rise to the post of Minister for Magic. Upon reading the magazine and the recent contradictions of the Daily Prophet some students, like Seamus Finnigan, started to believe Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore. I think it would be easy to slip by Umbridge's Decrees. I would break them all.
 

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Her happiest memory? Probably when she got all of those titles you mentioned.
What animal I personally would put up? Maybe a baby crocodile, a baby alligator, a seahorse, or a regular crocodile/alligator.
As for the breed of cats, I'm actually allergic to cats, so I don't know their breeds so well. Maybe a Siamese cat?
And for the enjoyable decree? I couldn't pick. However the Quibbler decree mentioned above is probably the best, since it turned out good.
And I am definitely, definitely in Dumbledore's army.
 

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I think her happiest memories would be the ones she was in at the moment- when she was conjuring the Patronus, Harry mentioned it looked like it was glowing so brightly because she was "in her element."

I'd decorate my office with magical creatures- dragons, gryphons, etc. As for breed of cat... Are Lynxes a breed of cat, or do they have to be domestic?

Most enjoyable to follow? Please, give me a moment while I laugh for all of eternity.

Of course I'd fight against her! Is that even a proper question?

 

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I guess the whole cat family would be good.
 

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- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be? her education at Hogwarts, if it was a happy one.

- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall? a part-kneazle cat like crookshanks.

- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow? none of them. I hated them.

- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army? I would fight every step of the way in Dumbledore's army.
 

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For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?
Quote: Educational Degree no. 28
Dolores Jane Umbridge (High Inquisitor) has replaced Albus Dumbledore as the Head of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.


Or maybe it's simply
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Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister, Professor, High Inquisitor, Headmistress, Head of the Muggle-Born Registration Commission



If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?
Hmm.... I wonder.... perhaps.... just maybe, I'm not quite sure, but it could only possibly be OWLS!
As for the breed of cat,

I forgot the name of the actual breed, it's some sort of Siamese, so I went with the closest I could find on Google

If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?
Quote: Educational Degree No. 26
Teachers are hereby banned from giving students any information that is not strictly related to the subjects they are paid to teach.


Just because it's the least brutal...

Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?
BOO UMBRIDGE! I'll be learning how to make an awesome stag/owl Patronus while she's shut up in an office!
 

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- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?

Well, surely she couldn't have been this awful of a person when she was younger - someone must have really hurt her to turn her into the evil lady she is. I bet her memory was of a time before her heart got broken: perhaps she was engaged and expecting a child? Then, everything she ever dreamed of got destroyed. That would make me evil too, just sayin'.



- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?

Animal? Puppies!!!! The furrier the better :kissing_ heart:
Breed of cat? The "grumpy cat"

- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?

Haha, is this question for real? 😂


- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?

Dumbledore's Army all the way <3 <3
 

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I think her happy memory was torturing Harry with the Blood Quill. MWAHAHAHA

I would decorate my office with cute cartoon bunnies or mice. I love those animals.

I hated all the Educational Decrees. I think the only one that was actually OK and sort of normal was having to have clubs approved.

Down with Dolores DUMBridge! Dumbledore's Army FTW!!!
 

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I think her happiest memory was probably the day she found out she was going to be working with the Ministry of Magic. She must have been ecstatic to finally be getting closer to the power she thought she deserved.

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- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?



I'm more of a dog person, so I'd probably have paintings of dogs everywhere! Cocker spaniels, Scottish terriers...but if I had to pick a cat, it would be a tabby cat.

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- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?



Number 23, because technically I don't have to do anything to "follow" that rule. Hah!

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- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?



I'd fight for Dumbledore's Army! Viva la resistance!!!
 

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- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?



I think her happiest memory is getting all those pictures of cats.

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- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?



I think I would cover my office in little pigs. THEY ARE SO CUTE!

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- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?



23, so I can just live life like a student.

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- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?



I'd fight for Dumbledore's Army, because if I fight for Dumbledore's army, I wouldn't listen to the educational decrees anyway!
 

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- For Umbridge to produce a Patronus she would need to have a happy memory strong enough to overcome her "Dark" attributes. What do you think this memory might be?

Probably when she first got her love for cats

- If you had to cover an office in only one animal, what would it be? What breed of cat would you prefer to have covered every inch of wall?

Me. Just kidding. I can't just pick ONE animal. It'd probably just be pictures of my pets. They are both cats. So, I guess it's going to be cats.

- If the High Inquisitor was at Hogwarts now, which Educational Decree do you think would be the most enjoyable to follow?

27. I could just tape the cover of the Quibbler to a magazine with shirtless guys on motorcycles. Her reaction would be priceless.

- Are you on the side of Umbridge and her opinions in the Inquisitorial Squad or would fight against her every step in Dumbledore's Army?

I'm actually with Umbridge on a few of her opinions. Clubs that are formed should be known by the headmaster/mistress. Some people might feel left out or want to join a club that doesn't exist. I wanted to join a book club (in real life, of course) at my school, but it wasn't known that there was one. However, there was one formed but not officially. I felt awful not knowing there was one. So, yes, I do side with Umbridge on this one. Out of all the decrees listed above, I agree to more of them than I do disagree. I most definitely do not support the 'physical punishment', though.
 

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