5:21 am - Zoe
Dearest readers, I'm very sorry, but this month, The Quibbler is... well, it's trash. Trash-themed, that is! I know it seems surprising, but there are some very important matters at hand concerning trash that need our attention and we want you, our loyal readers, to know about them! Before you scoff too hard, pick up the March issue
of The Quibbler, toss that candy bar wrapper over your shoulder, and settle into a soft chair. Prepare to be enlightened.
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