Last updated Black Friday, February 13, 2009.

I'm not suffering from insanity. Actually, I enjoy it.


Hi, all my HEX-iful friends! I just wanted to say that in case you haven't noticed, I haven't really been online much lately, and the sad thing is I probably won't be on much for a long time. The happy thing is that I'm in a present giving mood. Owl me if you read this and next time I get on, no matter how far out in the future, I will send you a... shall we say, generous compensation for my absence.


My RP character's name is Jelly. Hehehe, that's funny, it's my name too. She is totally awesome. She's a metamorphmagus.
...okay, not really. She just changes apperance/character depending on what I want her to look like/act like at the moment. (See the picture at the top? All of those girls are Jelly, just... looking different. Depending on how I wanted her to look when I made the dolls. Do you notice a pattern?)

It currently says I have 26 profile hits, despite the fact that I just learned html today and so this is the first time I've actually written anything on my profile. I'm not sure why 26 people have been coming here to look at a blank white screen, but hey, we all have our own tastes in entertainment, right?


Oh my gosh I am up to a collosal-ly massive 44 whole profile hits! Oh, I am so flattered! *bursts into classic Miss America tears* Thank you, thank you all so much! I'd like to thank the Academy, and of course Bob McGob who has supported me my whole life, and... *continues to drone on for several hours, during which time you, along with every other sane person on this planet, falls asleep from pure boredom*


To be blatantly honest, I'm not a particularly exciting person. I like the Harry Potter books (obviously, or I wouldn't be on this site). I have a tendency to be sarcastic, which annoys my parents to no end, and I like to prattle away about pretty much anything. I like daydreaming and writing really, really lame stories that I like but nobody else will because, as I already said, they're really, really lame.


Penguins rock!

I wish I knew how to do something cool with this profile, but I only just realized how to do anything with it today, so that will have to wait.

This is my fanfiction account. The longer story is for the book Ella Enchanted, and it's not that good, but you can read it anyway. In fact, please do, and if you can review, too, that would be fantastic. (I really appreciate the feedback.) Please. Even if you're not a member, I have it on open review. If you look at my favorites list, I like funny L/J fanfiction in the Harry Potter category. Some of the stories are really, really good. Some of them (like mine)... not so much. UPDATE: I just uploaded Technical Difficulties, a new story I'm writing with my friends. Check it out! REVIEW!!!!! Please?





Clicky on the pictures to go to Neopets!

Hola my friends! Look, it's a table! Isn't that amazing? Yes, I know, you are all very impressed with my HTML skills... actually, probably not, but that's not the point.	Hehehe, I'm erasing this part because I now have THREE fantastic friends (and a book) who are excellently wonderful at HTML!!! Much thanks to them! Yay!
Bonjour, mes amis! Yup, I take French! I am a multi-lingual individual, sort of, not really. I am quite good at Frenglish, though, if that counts.	Wheeeee! A whole nother (is that even a word?) box to fill up with pointlessness (I don't think that's a word either.) What fun!

My Ongoing List of Sarcasm, Cynicism, Pessimism, and Otherwisely Odd Randomness
"Pressure can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond and an average person into a complete nutcase."
"There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed."
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."
"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and say, 'I asked for chocolate'."
"A wise man does not test the depth of water by diving."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you."
"Luna Lovegood just saved loads by switching to Geico car insurance!"
"Sometimes, the best solution to dissatisfaction is just to kick out all the unhappy people."
"Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes forty-three muscles to frown and seventeen to smile, but only four to reach out and bash them over the head."
"My inner child says you're a big poopy face."
"In a world of Cheerios, be a Froot Loop."
"Only in America can a delivery pizza get to your doorstep faster than an ambulance."
"Some people are like slinkies: not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."
"Lead us not into temptation. Just point us in the right direction and we'll find it ourselves."
"Would you like to talk to the man in charge or the woman who knows what's going on?"
"Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it."
"Are you crazy? You don't sneak up on people in a graveyard. You stomp, or cough, or... yodel."

Comments listed below!

from uramazing:	omgomgomg ur profile is so cool! ur so cool 2! i <3 your profile!
from getta9life:	holy CENSORED person, you need a life. majorly. this profile isn't that amazing, and you shouldn't be <3ing them anyway. weirdo.
from irockmuchly	my coment is totally the best won on hear despjt that I cant spel or puncuate rite
from harrypotterthefortybillionth:	I am the real Harry Potter. I am not kidding. And I just wanted to say how much I appreciate your understanding and feel for my books and movie deal. That's all.
from fakeBritaccent1991:	Good day, my dear chap. How do you do? The weather surely is lovely today. Well, I'm off to put some biscuits and plasters and trainers in the boot of my car. We really must do this again sometime!
from yourmomsdog121:	arf arf. bark. woof.
from Arista:	YOU ARE MY HERO!

It should be very, very obvious that I made all that up, except the last one, which my friend wanted me to put up there. If you believe real people sent me those first comments... you are a very truly gullible person. Not that that's a bad thing. I don't think.