Endlessly Eloquent
If I were conforming to what the rest of the world seems to like to do, this would be the place where I talked about all of my HEX friends, how I met them, their impact on my life, etc. Instead, I’ve linked you to them at the top. Because I’m lazy. That’s the first thing you’re going to need to learn about me, after all.
I am lazy.
To the right you will find what I lovingly call “The Hoard, copyright 2006-2008.” This selection of items from my inventory showcases my love for items. All that glitters is gold and in my inventory, and if it isn’t? I’d like it to be. Beautiful, rare, and delicious pixels are the key to my heart and representative of my greed. My deadly sin? Avarice.
I am greedy.
Next, you can learn about my HEXlife. I’m a very active part of HEX, being a member of the Slytherin Staff for the second time (and with the Slytherin staff, having done such things as the Valentine’s Masquerade Massacre, the Suitor’s Ball, and helping win the IHC for Slytherin), I am a Global Moderator, a Contest Coordinator, write and edit for both the Daily Prophet and Quibbler, and am an Item Maker, as you may have guessed earlier. Needless to say, I do a lot. :D
I am busy.
Finally, it’s time to learn about my life. I’m a senior in high school right now, though that won’t be for long. I’m very apprehensive about the future, and if it were up to me, I would stay in high school forever. I’ll be going to Michigan State University in the fall where I will major in Professional Writing, and will minor (or double major; I have to talk to my advisor) in either French, Vocal Music, or Theatre. Also, I should be marching with the Spartan Marching Band on trumpet, as long as everything goes to plan. Auditions are in the summer. I want to either write for a living (read: novels), become an awesome book editor, or perform on Broadway for the rest of my life. Some combination of the above would be great. My parents aren’t too pleased with my choices, but hey, I like the arts. They wanted me to go into Engineering of some kind, but I hate math and science—most of the time; Physics, Chemistry, and Trig are okay mostly—too much to go into it. I’m sure I would be able to do it, seeing as I pwn school, but still. If you’re doing it for the rest of your life, you want to be enjoying it, too. Neh?
Finally, I love grammar. Note: I will single-handedly purge the world of the grammatically-incompetent. I am your savior. Worship me by sending me presents.
Spreading the Love
Alright, I lied. I’ve got a list of people I’m writing about…though don’t expect long paragraphs. No, you each get one sentence. And if you aren’t on here…don’t hold it against me.
- Absinthe Wolfe – ILY SUGARLIPS!
- Aiden Jakorr – The caek is omnipotent. PHEER it.
- Anacrusis – Audubon FTW.
- Alatariel Ancalime – Jeeeenlies!
- Aurora Dior – You’ll die with a spider in your mouth.
- Caelestis – Seven is mine.
- Cool Kidd Jordan – Ravie Failure Extrordinair.
- Dan Riven – Ravie Failure Extrodafail.
- Faye Fenikkusu – I am ADD; you’ll get over it.
- hpfanextrm – I want Luna’s Ceiling. -.-
- Issaness – I hate you anyway. Eejit.
- Jager – OI! GET BACK HERE!.
- Lmnop567 – Moar singing, plz!
- Kinken – When are you making your curls an item?
- Larie Mayshar – Pink is icky and so are horses.
- MyDreamsExplode – You smell that book all day long.
- Rajrag – So...do you sing like Brian on Family Guy?
- Rigel Decorus – HAND OVER THE TONY TICKETS OR MEET YOUR ALABASTER MAKER!
- Salazar – I would like Slytherin for Christmas, thank you. ^_^
- Sapphire Smoke – Bella’s grosser than pink.
- Tori Tendleswift – Fail.
What now?
Lastly, I’m sure you’re wondering what words of advice I can give you. I am, after all, the brilliant mind behind the Daily Prophet, the Quibbler, Slytherin, Diagon Alley, and so much more. Read on, traveler. Read on.
Music
Books
- Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter
- The Dark is Rising Sequence
- His Dark Materials
- Jennifer Government
- The Squire’s Tales
- Inheritance
- The Great Gatsby









































































































































































































































