the first degree was a riot
{welcome,welcome.}
So, I was going to write a really eloquent paragraph here about GreasySnape for his brand new, shiny, pretty layout. But I cant really think of anything super eloquent, so I'm going to ramble about how amazing I think he is. Because he is.
Amazing that is.
I thought he was terrifying when I first started spotting him around HEX, because he was one of those like scary,elite,rich HEXer's HEXer's that you see everyone talking to all the time because they're like super popular. But when I finally started talking to him during one of the big events on the site and got to know him, and I'm so glad I did because he's super coooool.
You should owl him and be his friendddd, and send him pretty things so he can give them to me. You won't regret it. <3
the safest place to hide
{where you'll find him.}
On HEX you're often going to find GreasySnape lurking around DA getting ready to steal your pretties, and your souls. He will swear up and down to you that he is an innocent lurker, but a quick glance at his massive post count will tell you otherwise. He's a sneaky fella', so be careful.
this is what you're up against
{collections, and shiny things.}
GreasySnape is one of the more prominent, rich HEXers, with a very long list of pretties that he has hoarded in his inventory. It gains him fans, and enemies, and flocks of girls begging him to be their 'sugar HEXer', the coined HEX title for the position. He collects Founder's Items specifically, but he has many more things crowding up his HEX house, and a list of them can be found below.
Bolt-Shooting Clock
Dobby's Head Bauble
Dobby's Headstone
Draco's Picture
Seven Four-Lead Clovers
Fudge with Nuts
Kitchen Map
Lucius' Wand
Set of Rusty Daggers
Sourceless Light
Werewolf Plushie
Hufflepuff's Cup
Hufflepuff Goblet
Slytherin Goblet
Ravenclaw Goblet
Gryffindor Goblet
Fake Sword of Godric Gryffindor.
louder now, louder now
{music.}
GreasySnape is someone who, if you were to tackle him, steal his iPod, then run away like Jack Sparrow, you'd find the tunes of bands like Disturbed, Megadeth, metallica, Rob Zombie, Godsmack, Korn, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Beck, Ozzy Ozzbourne, Atreyu, Linkin' Park, and Tool blasting out of the headphones. Be that as it may, you may now decide whether or not you would keep the aforementioned stolen iPod.
does this make you feel safe?
{credit.}
this was made for josh by me.
if you steal it i will eat your face off.
or send the rabid gerbil escobar that jj and I own after you.
rawrrr.
